At least, that's all I could think of to say. I entered an exam room today to see a 15 year old girl with abdominal pain. She was sleeping on the table, listening to an iPod nano, and stinking up the joint with a left shoe covered in dog poo. She was oblivious. It's not like an unzipped fly. There was no ignoring it, especially seeing as how I had to sit with her for atleast 15 minutes breathing (and therefore smelling). I told her. She replied, so wittingly, "gross"....and left it there. She didn't seem embarrassed. She seemed to have a complete lack of the sense to smell.
What would you say?
3 comments:
Well that is the best poopy story you've ever told.
Farmers used to come into the bank lobby stinking to high heaven. I do believe they get used to the smell.
That girl may actually have a problem though. Withdrawn a little? She could have given you the courtesy of removing her ipod.
Nasty. I think she was just a weirdo. You'll have to have someone out to the office to clean all the carpet. I am such a germ freak I totally would whine to the doctor/office manager about calling a cleaning company. Yuck. This is why you get paid the big bucks!
Kim, you should have put big bucks in quotes. If I do get paid big bucks, the government is the only one who feels it.
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