911: This is 911. What's your emergency?
Mother: My child has a pretzel stuck in his nose.
911: I'm sorry, I think your phone was breaking up. Did you say your child broke his nose.
Mother: No, I gave him three straight pretzels. One is missing and he's crying. I'm pretty sure it's stuck up his nose.
911: Well, did you try to remove it?
Mother: I don't believe in picking noses. Anyway, he's crying, and I wouldn't want to hurt him.
911: I will dispatch an ambulance to your house. In the meantime, you may want to get him a glass of water. That pretzel is probably making him thirsty.